Drivers of the world unite! Stand up and shout to the masses that we will no longer stop singing merely because we have come to a red light!
Tell the world that that light may stop our cars, but it will Never stop the song in our hearts!
If a straight man wants to sit at a railroad crossing singing “It’s Raining Men”, then I say Hallelujah! It’s raining men!
If you want to sit in a traffic jam singing along to Right Said Fred, then I say that you indeed are too sexy for your cat, poor pussy, poor pussy cat!
If I choose to sing along to Gloria Gaynor , when I reach that red light, I will hold my head up high, oh yes… I will survive!
If an eighty year old woman wants to sing “I Touch Myself”, I say let her run red lights.
For too long we have been held down, our music and voices muted by society and its traffic control devices.
Brothers and sisters stand firm. Tell the world that no matter the song, no matter the lyrics, we will sing them loud and proud from the red lights to the stop signs…from the traffic jams to the railroad crossings…from the toll booths to the McDonalds drive thru.
And no, we will not mumble! No, we will not hum! We will sing that song the way it is meant to be sung! Can I get an AMEN!