I would like to offer my sincerest apologies for my previous blog entry. After posting, I decided to actually Google how many hairs are on a fly’s anus, as I had erroneously claimed I had already done. To my dismay, I found no pages discussing this subject whatsoever. The closest thing I got was “How many hairs are on a fly’s eye?”
Seriously. Who the hell cares about that stupid ass shit? I want to know about fly anuses dammit!
I don’t know, maybe flies don’t have hairs on their anuses. But you’d think I could at least get a “Zero” or something. Though I should probably mention that I did not look past the first page of search results. But really, does anybody look past the first page for anything? You Google “Three-way”, and on the first page you get everything you need. Two women, one guy – Two guys, one woman – Three women – Three…Never mind. Just… never mind. A woman, a donkey, and a goose. Anyway, the point being that you go to page two, and you get shit like “Sir Thomas Threeway” or “Three Wayans Brothers movies everyone should see”.
So you start out searching for some hot lesbian action, and you wind up with “Don’t be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood”. Gee…thanks Google.
And no, I did not confirm any of this. Who the hell do you think I am… Tom Brokaw?